I’ll let you play with my tits in the car

So.. im running around yesterday like a mad man trying to finish up a few things [ grocery shopping, verizon wireless, pizza shop, home depot, and the Laundromat] but b4 all of that i had to run to the bank.. now i dont start moving until late in the day.. round 6:40pm say.. so i kno the bank is closed but i figure ill use the atm inside.. so boom im driving bumping some old school RnB .. i think “Total”  was on.. “sittin home waiting for you, staring at these walls is all i dooo..” im jammin right. so boom, i get to the bank and i see this chick [had to be like 27 years old ..dressed all slouch..a see thru white tee no bra just saggin all over, shorts and high ass socks,she looked a hot mess.]  standing in the middle of the road talkin to a bus driver [she was at the door lookin in to the bus] .. so i see the bus driver shake his head “no” and he pulled off, boom she sees me walking toward the bank [fuck] and says “yo, do you have the time?” im like “no” shes like “oh ok  cuz i think the buses stop running and i missed mine” i say “oh” and proceed to put my card in to the thingamajig that buzzes u in the bank.. she goes “you wouldn’t be going down [blah road] cuz i could ride with you“.. im like “nah, im not.. sorry”  and i go in the bank [totaly trying to brush this lady off..] so im walkin in and i didnt here the door close.. this hoe is holding that shyt open, shes like “yo i know you could easily give me a ride but you just dont want to blah blah blah… how bout i hook you up”   Wtf..“look im not goin your way im trying to use the atm.” she sucks her teeth and shuts the door.. shes pacing outside.. in my head im crackin up because shyt like this happens to me all the time [weird ppl like talkin to me.. from crack heads to old crazy ladies] so im in the atm for like 10 mins cuz i got like 3 cards and i like to mix it up [long story] so boom.. i start to head to the door and here this bitch is waitin.. i get out the bank.. i make no eye contact and she starts off with “look i aint got money for gas but if you gimmie a ride ill let you play with my tits in the car” WHHHHHOOOOAAAAA BITCH  [i knew it i knew it i knew it i knew it i knew something was gonna make this story great ,EwwYO!!] so i stop dead in my tracks, look at this chick and let out the “HA!” .. and i kept it moving, got in my car and purposely drove the way i said i wasn’t going.. hers.. 
THE END

i didnt have my camera or a fone to snap a pic but she looked something like this.. sorry for the weak fotoshop job.. im sleepy

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2 Responses to “I’ll let you play with my tits in the car”

  1. hahahahaahahaha … oh man!!

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